Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Foreign Food- Deep Fried Kool-Aid
Deep fried Kool-Aid is a new hit at carnivals. I can't really describe how it looks, so I'll put up a picture of it. Anyway, it's really delicious and I suggest you get some if you see it.
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Stuff- Angry Birds
Angry Birds. OMG. You should get it. You can even get it for your computer if you go on your Google Chrome browser and search "Angry Birds for Google Chrome" in the Google searchbox. But it takes up a lot of memory. BEWARE!!! I just finished the first mission, and I'm so excited! Here's a picture of the red andry bird (both normal and big brother).
Foreign Food- All Kinds of Curry
Curry is spicy sometimes, but George Harrison seemed to have loved it. You may think it's a European food, but it's NOT just because George Harrison ate it. It is Indian. Like the tech support people from the show "Outsourced". Kinds of curry:
1. Chicken Curry
2. Bean Curry
3. Rice Curry
4. Uh... (not a kind of curry)
Try Curry Now!
1. Chicken Curry
2. Bean Curry
3. Rice Curry
4. Uh... (not a kind of curry)
Try Curry Now!
Monday, June 20, 2011
Stuff- Original Beatles Poem.
Hey, guys. Here's a poem about The Beatles!!!! P.S. It's kinda late for me so don't be surprised if it's extremely random.
Paul is fine, but George is great.
But what if George were stuck in a crate?
What would I do?
What would I say?
I say, "How much does Paul weigh?"
He says, "If you get me out, I'll give you money."
I say, "Thanks, I think I'll buy a rainbow bunny."
Adrenaline starts, I don't know what to do.
He says, "How much money should I give you?"
"3 pounds and 10 pence, that should be fine."
To my surprise, he said, "Get me some Nasonex, you swine".
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Paul is fine, but George is great.
But what if George were stuck in a crate?
What would I do?
What would I say?
I say, "How much does Paul weigh?"
He says, "If you get me out, I'll give you money."
I say, "Thanks, I think I'll buy a rainbow bunny."
Adrenaline starts, I don't know what to do.
He says, "How much money should I give you?"
"3 pounds and 10 pence, that should be fine."
To my surprise, he said, "Get me some Nasonex, you swine".
Stuff- Original Poems by Me, Maddy
Here's some funny-ish and random poems I made up just now:
1. The grass is green,
the sky is blue.
Nobody cares
about you.
2. You are as annoying
as a fly.
Now,
I want you to die.
3. You are a loner,
you are a freak.
Now your pants
have sprung a leak.
4. You have no life,
you have no friends.
You should probably read the letters
your advice column sends.
5. You are not buff.
You are not rough.
You are not tough.
You have dandruff.
6. What could be...
More important than gum?
To everything...
Gum is the sum.
(BTW, this is NOT a line in the poem. If you saw Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, you'd understand this poem.)
1. The grass is green,
the sky is blue.
Nobody cares
about you.
2. You are as annoying
as a fly.
Now,
I want you to die.
3. You are a loner,
you are a freak.
Now your pants
have sprung a leak.
4. You have no life,
you have no friends.
You should probably read the letters
your advice column sends.
5. You are not buff.
You are not rough.
You are not tough.
You have dandruff.
6. What could be...
More important than gum?
To everything...
Gum is the sum.
(BTW, this is NOT a line in the poem. If you saw Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, you'd understand this poem.)
Foreign Food- Haggis and Charlie Sheen
Haggis is a disgusting Scottish food. It's a bunch of crap smooshed together into a bladder of a baby cow. It reminds me of Charlie Sheen smooshed with his godesses and tiger blood into a tiny (or biggish) house.
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