Stuff- Original Poems by Me, Maddy

Here's some funny-ish and random poems I made up just now:
1. The grass is green,
    the sky is blue.
    Nobody cares
    about you.

2. You are as annoying
    as a fly.
    Now,
    I want you to die.

3. You are a loner,
    you are a freak.
    Now your pants
    have sprung a leak.

4. You have no life,
    you have no friends.
    You should probably read the letters
    your advice column sends.

5. You are not buff.
    You are not rough.
    You are not tough.
    You have dandruff.

6. What could be...
    More important than gum?
    To everything...
    Gum is the sum.
    (BTW, this is NOT a line in the poem. If you saw Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, you'd understand this poem.)